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So, the Olympic opening ceremony is on. What the hell is going on? There all these men chanting in unison and beating tables. I'm scared!

When will it be the part where there are a lot of cute kids and everyone goes "awwww!" It is now 7:11. I predict cute kids by 7:20.

7:13: Gal covered in Christmas lights on a wire, Muzak
7:15: Cute kids!

Ok, my job here is done.